What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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