- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Murder me once, shame on you.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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