1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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