how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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