Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

Comedy.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Matt is not funny.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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