A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Women have the right to vote.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

minecraft

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops