Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Dylan is a person

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

liam buchan is gay !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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