The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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The Pope

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Leave her alone...

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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