Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

who is awesome? no one...

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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