- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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