- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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