I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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