- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

Women have the right to vote.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Keep up the fun Nero!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Seth stock has a large penis

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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