a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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