A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Straight men can be bronies.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

A: B: No pun intended.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

Hi Shelby!!

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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