What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Penis

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Homosexuals are gay.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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