The WNBA.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Guess What! HI!

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Mrs. Welsh

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Butt Sex.

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