How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

The cow went moo

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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