- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Chicken penis.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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