I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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