- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Matt is not funny.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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