- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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