A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Homosexuals are gay.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Your social life.

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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