what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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Hello Braydon

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