- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

knock knock who's there police

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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