Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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who is mark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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