- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

What time is it? 10:58

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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