What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

Muslim athletes.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

1 Jew XD

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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