- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

a man walks into a prostitute.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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