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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

hey guys what's up?

She said no

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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