Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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