SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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Penis

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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