Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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Woman.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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So. The gays. ...

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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