- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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