A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

What's the deal with airline food?

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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