What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

A midget walks under a bar

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

the cast of the jersey shore

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

This sentence is false.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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