What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Snausages.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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