Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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