- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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