- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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