What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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save water shower with friends

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Anti Joke

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