- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

Gay's rights

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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