I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Niki Minaj's ass

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Not Steve Jobs

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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