Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

The Pope

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

since when?

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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