Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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That's not what she said.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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