So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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