- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

The Pope

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

connor sucks

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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