all these jokes suck ass

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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My name is Harry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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