Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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Chicken

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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