Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

hi to the world fromthe world

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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