Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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whats a dick a dick

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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