- Anti Joke

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

I had sex. Just kidding.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

how do you confuse a blond?

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Murder me once, shame on you.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

I saw a poor man named rich