Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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68 :)

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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feces

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Nothing yet CC

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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