Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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american government

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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this is gay

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Iggy Azalea

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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