Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

A russian gives away vodka.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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