Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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womens rights to vote

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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