what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Womens rights

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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