- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Get in the Batmobile.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

So a black man hails a taxi...

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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