- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

Snausages.

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

ecks! why zee?

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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