- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

knock knock who's there aids

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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