So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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