Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Good boy

What did I do last night?work

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

123 Main street

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

shea kisses a girl

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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