Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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