- Anti Joke

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

pickle juice?

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

pickle juice?

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Justin Bieber having an erection.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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