What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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