- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

a man walks into a prostitute.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Is this where I type the joke?

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

I never asked for this.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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