A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

How old are you? 20

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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