why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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