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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Your mom.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Oh no! My life is ruined!

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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