Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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So. The gays. ...

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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