How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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Why? Because!

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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Women have the right to vote.

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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