Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Michael Castillo is gay

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Are you a human?

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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