What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Jews

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Comedy.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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