how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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