There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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Women's sports

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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