Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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