Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

what happens during a climax apples

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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