- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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