if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Penal Dysfunction

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

The Game.

3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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