A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Dubstep < Music

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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