- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

I like pom

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Womens Rights.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

whats the best thing about polio...death

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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