a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

I enjoy anal.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

i saw your mom, i said hi

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

I Have a Black Friend

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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