- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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