- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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