why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

What is better than a cat? Nothing

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Like if you like big tits.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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