- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Straight men can be bronies.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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