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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Win and Beau have no friends

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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