How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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bum sex lol

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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obama

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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