What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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Yo mamas so fat

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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