- Anti Joke

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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Womens rights.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.