Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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