- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Spinabifita

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Weiner

You smell like shit

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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