A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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