- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

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