who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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