- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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