How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Guess what? Holocaust

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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