What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Obama

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Vagina ass.

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knock knock who's there aids

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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Worst joke ever

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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What's 4+7 47

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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for keeps?

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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