Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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a ginger has a soul

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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