why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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