What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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