What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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kevin kim

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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