Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Not Steve Jobs

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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women's rights

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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