- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Reed is poopin

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

You should never talk to strangers.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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