- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Scientology.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Dani barton= lovely

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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