- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Does this napkin chloroform?

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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