- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

women outside of the kitchen

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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