- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

YOLO MAH BROLO

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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