- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Your time.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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