- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

So a seal walks into a club..

An Asian walks out of the library.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Twenty-Four

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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