U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

Snausages.

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

bob saget

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

want a balloon? yeah

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Do you know what's not right? Left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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