- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

I had sex. Just kidding.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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