A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

a potato flew around my room

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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