- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

My life :(

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

The weels on the bus go...flat

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

hi

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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