- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

WNBA

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

FAP

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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