Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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