roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Kendall and Nick Fredick

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

FAP

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

Women Driving.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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