. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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gay marriage.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Blind people can't read this.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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