Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Gay's rights

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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all these jokes suck ass

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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my friend is gay hes gay

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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