Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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