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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.