What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Knock Knock.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

Snausages.

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

ecks! why zee?

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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