what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Heartlight

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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AVB

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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