- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Joay impistato is a fig

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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