- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

What is 2+2? 4!

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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