- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

Guess what.. chicken butt

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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