If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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FAP

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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#scabbers

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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all these jokes suck ass

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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