- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

a potato flew around my room

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Hi.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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