- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

It smells like triangles in here.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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