Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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raping black women

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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