- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

a ginger has a soul

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Dogs in my home.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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