- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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