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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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