What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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a ginger has a soul

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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