Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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ecks! why zee?

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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