Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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