A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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she wasn't 18

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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