- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

KKK

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

pickle juice?

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

I saw a poor man named rich

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