A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

fack me!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

You smell like shit

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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