Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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My name is Harry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Girls Basketball.

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BOOBALANBOO

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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