Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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