Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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