- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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