- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

pickle juice?

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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