Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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womens rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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I am a n1gger.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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