- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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