A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Obama

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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hey bill!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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whats your name? bumder:)

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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