A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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Women have the right to vote.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Are you a human?

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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