What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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I enjoy anal.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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