Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

pickle juice?

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Wade

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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