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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

Please spell dyslexia.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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