A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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why?

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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knock knock who's there no one

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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dead battery come on down

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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