- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

skurfboards we love fat kids

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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