- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Soccer...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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