- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

Gays

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Why did I get raped

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

Wheelchair high jump

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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