Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Matt is not funny.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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69

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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whats 2+2? 4

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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