- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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