- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

What is better than a cat? Nothing

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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