- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Your Mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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