Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Like if you like big tits.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

thumb_up thumb_down +39

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

thumb_up thumb_down +39

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

thumb_up thumb_down +39

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

trumpy trumpy trump

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops