How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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19th amendment

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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