Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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