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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

what's red and blue? your heart

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

rebecca is a hard worker

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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