My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Obama

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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