- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Fox News.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??