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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

what do you watch ? a tv

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

Women's rights.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One