What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

^that joke a piece of shit

A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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