What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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:O + :P = 69

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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