Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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