- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Zach Barlow

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Colby Michael Schluter

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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