What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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Heartlight

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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