EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Anti Joke

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