justin bieber

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

a ginger has a soul

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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