If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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I have a crush on my dad.

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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